Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize