Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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