please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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