ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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