i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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