Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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