Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We need to feng shui this bitch.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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