Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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