At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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