I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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