On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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