i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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