Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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