Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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