Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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