i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my sisters under your porch take her home
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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