but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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