we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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