What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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