You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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