Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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