their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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