is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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