Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
