great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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