butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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