Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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