we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
