i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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