8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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