what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Congratulations! We have a period
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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