you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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