the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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