My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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