What a fucking waste of an outfit
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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