Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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