"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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