hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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