yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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