no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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