I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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