doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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