Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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