yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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