I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Randomize
