did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
My hand turned me down
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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