Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His hands were made for my vagina.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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