Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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