Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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