Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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