i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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