He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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