help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
