I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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