I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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