Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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