ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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