Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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