Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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